Ed Sheeran misjudged a fart once on stage & ended up pooping his pants
Warning: Poop story.
Here are some photos of Ed Sheeran performing in Dublin a few days ago. After reading this story, it’s difficult to look at photos of Ed on stage without thinking “I wonder if he just shat himself?” Yes, this might just be the biggest TMI we’ve heard from a current pop star. Ed Sheeran was doing a radio interview and he was asked about farting during performances (as one does) and Sheeran admitted that yes, of course he farts all the time when he’s on stage. But there was one time when he misjudged a fart and he ended up pooping. On stage. Halfway through a performance. I would die!
Ed Sheeran recently revealed in an interview that in addition to wowing sold out arenas with his angelic voice, he’s been known to pass gas (and another unfortunate bodily function) while on stage. During a round of some pretty TMI questions with Australian radio station Nova FM, Sheeran said he farts “all the time” during his concerts and once actually “misjudged a fart on stage, which ended up being a shart.”
Sheeran, who also admitted he’s gone at least three days without changing his underwear, went on to explain the embarrassing situation.
“It was like midway through a performance and I was really lively, and then halfway through I was like, ‘All right I’m just going to stand for the rest of the performance, and hope it’s over soon and then go home and throw these trousers out!'” the 24-year-old shared.
After laying out those nasty deets, Sheeran weighed in on the apparent VMA feud between Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj that knocked the Twitterverse on its head earlier this week. Like any good member of Swift’s star-studded posse, the “Photograph” singer defended his gal pal, saying, “Nicki Minaj is nominated for five…Why are you getting worked up? You’re doing very well. It’s a f–king MTV Award man. No one gives a f–k in a year’s time. It’s not a Grammy. It’s not a Brit, and most of them are set up and pre-planned beforehand, so don’t get too upset if you don’t win.”
I’m at an age now where I actually enjoy other people’s poop stories, just as I like to tell my own. I used to be all “EW, gross, TMI!” Ah, the arrogance of youth! Nowadays, if someone is like “I need to tell you a poop story,” I’m all, “I’m listening!” So let me just say… I’ve never misjudged a fart in this way when I’ve been feeling well. Now, a few years ago I had the Norovirus and let me just say… I threw out several pairs of underwear. The Norovirus is no joke. But standing on stage and misjudging a fart? Classic.
As for Ed’s words about the VMAs and how they don’t mean anything… he’s sort of right. I would argue that most of these music awards don’t mean all that much. This year’s Grammys were such a snooze that I’m still grateful that Kanye West went all Kanye on the proceedings.
Is Ed sharting in this photo?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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